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Don't, please don't, don't do it.

Think of really ugly girls and the smell of body odor and your parents having sex.

Ugh, don't. I'm embarrassed and I'm shy and it's happening by reflex.

Wait, please wait, wait a minute.

Wait until I'm at my locker and they've given me my towel and I put on my hanes.

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Shit.

Wait!

It's an evolution oversight that dicks have no brains.

Um, breathe, just breathe, breathe deeply.

Pretend you're in a forest surrounded by tranquility and no one else is here.

Right! Breathe!

Nothing like hard evidence to prove that I'm a queer.

Screwing up in gym class on the baseball field, the basketball court, the wrestling mat.

I hate this Nazi torture as it stands.

Then like World War II we're forced to wait for the shower and I don't have the power to control my fucking glands.

Thank God for my hands.

Fight the urge.

Don't, wait, breathe.

Fight the urge.

Really ugly girls in my hanes, no one's here.

Let my mind and body converge.

Yes, it's a thrill to see Bobby Baker nude, but you don't understand that pointing is rude.

Fight the urge.

I told you, man, I told you.

Stop.

Oh, stop.

Stop thinking.

The more you focus on it, the more the blood is flowing, the more you feel the rush.

Help!

Stop.

It makes the lead go to my pencil and my whole body blush.

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