Bucky Beaver szarvasok, hurkok és kukucskálók #90
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I see where the quiz shows are back on TV, on local branch more or less, and this one gal was on and the quiz master said to her, "Who was the first man?"
She says, "Adam." That's right. For that you receive $100.
"Who was the first woman?" She says, "Eve." That's correct. Another $100.
Now, to double your mouth, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam when she saw him?
You have five seconds. Five seconds, jeez. Four seconds. Oh, wait a minute. Three seconds. Two seconds. One second.
Gee, that's a hard one. Correct. Give her $200.
♪ Let's drink muddy water ♪
She's eight feet tall!
in the kitchen with her feet in the hole.
A mouthful of tobacco juice squirting everywhere.
Have you beheld, with much delight, a red rose peeping through a white?
Or else a cherry, double-graced, with an alily, center-placed?
Or ever marked the pretty beam, a strawberry shows half-drowned in cream?
Or seen rich rubies blushing through a pure, smooth pearl?
And orient, too, so like to this, nay all the rest,
is each neat nipplet of the breast.
Blackjack, walked on, cheated, squeezed and mooched.
I've been stuck for war tax, excess profits tax,
state dog tax and sin tax, liberty bond,
baby bonds and the bonds of matrimony,
Red Cross, Green Cross, White Cross
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