Fucktacular e46 földi disznó napja punxsutawney Peter az arcára élvez, így korán jön a tavasz

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So today is Ground Hog's Day and I was telling Stefano about Punxsutawney Phil and how he can predict an early spring. Then Stefano explained how that is actually a myth and that the real story is...

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Alright, here we go.

Hey, Stefano.

What's up, Stimma?

You know what day it is?

Yeah, what day is it?

It's Greyhound Clogs Day.

You know, where...

Pops the tonic pill...

Comes out of his little cave...

And he sees the shadow...

And he runs back inside...

There's six more weeks of winter.

Yeah.

That's just a stupid old...

Dutch wives tale thing.

The real story...

That a lot of people don't even realize...

It's not Pops the tonic pill, it's Pops the tonic here.

And it was about the penis.

And if the guy's penis, when you erect, casts a shadow...

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