A mókás anyuka szakállvastagítót használ a nagy, pattogó gyönyörű bokrán

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I've got a whole range of toiletries for men so that they can shower before and/or after having a play date with me. The collection includes a selection of products for beards, including some thickener. Back before my life went disastrously wrong twelve years ago, I would have referred to this kinda thing as an ‘artistic experiment'. I love artistic experiments! The phrase was coined by some chap in a bar in Camden after a Beans On Toast gig in 2012. Hehe. Anyway, I'd wanted to see what effect the beard thickener would have on my full on bush, so as I'm currently staying with UncleM0therfucker and could use him as a camera man, I did!

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Oh, I hope this pump works. Awesome.

There you are. Good and you with some beard thickener.

Oh, oh, oh.

Adam - Drizzling.

Kirsty - Put too much on but not enough for you.

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Oh, it smells of boys. Oh my goodness.

Adam - You pubes are almost heart shaped.

Kirsty - Are they? How do we make them heart shaped?

Adam - Just shave the middle top part.

Adam - Yeah, just a little. Just take that little thinner part out.

It's funny you should say that because when I was at uni, I'd be sitting still in the back of that, um, my fancy tweezers.

It's a piece of card where I cut a heart shape out that fits around here.

And so I just tweezers all around here. So I had a heart shaped muff.

I've always been in a knee like that.

Does it look thicker?

Adam - It looked, it was already thick.

Well, because my view down here, it doesn't look that thick as you can see the skin still.

Adam - I didn't know what kind of magic you expected to happen.

Well, I don't know.

Adam - I don't know.

I think it's fluffier.

Adam - Yeah, so you put mousse in your hair.

Adam - You just put hairstyle crap in there and then it's going to stick out further.

Adam - It doesn't make it thicker.

I know it doesn't make my hair thicker, it's just making them...

Adam - Why don't you show us where you like to pull?

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