Dögös seggű csaj ül a nagymellű barnán' s arca a pinájával

Yeah, that threw me off.

I have been caught in the act many a times.

Many, many a times.

I tend to have sex in weird places that I probably shouldn't.

But I want to hear your guys' stories.

So, if there's any callers out there that have a good story about getting caught in the act, why don't you give me a call?

Are you ready to call her?

Yeah.

Okay. I'm so excited. I hope she actually answers our call.

Do you think we're even going to get through?

I hope so.

Oh my god, we love her so much.

I know.

Okay, let's see.

Ooh, we have a caller.

Hello, you're on Finding Neil in Love with Carly Montana.

Hi! Did we really get through?

We did.

Hi! We listen to your show all the time.

Oh my gosh, we love you.

Well, thank you, ladies. It's always nice hearing from a good lesbian couple.

No, we listen to your show all the time. I mean, we listen to every show.

Every show.

We never miss one.

So, anyways, with your topic today, we so have a story for you.

Oh my god, that was a really fun time, though.

It was. It was. Okay, so basically, I was house-sitting for my boss.

And so I invited Jessica over and we had a really nice time. It was a really romantic kind of place.

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