Poodle

Little sissy poodle.

Okay, now I want you to turn around and wag your tail for everybody.

Wag wag wag. Yes, you're happy.

Dogs are happy when they wag their tail.

Wag wag wag.

God, this is...

Okay, you're like that too much. Turn around.

You still want to get out of there. Sit up and beg. Bark. Bark like a dog.

Bark like a dog.

You can't get at me, can you?

That's a nice dog bone you have. Okay, undo your collar.

Lie down.

Good doggie.

Good doggie. Okay, roll over.

Roll over.

Good dog. Play dead. Play dead.

Oh dear. Okay, get up.

Sit up. Howl.

You're in heat and you're howling because you want

a big male pit bull to come breed you.

Well, we're going to do that. Pull it over.

We're going to breed you right now.

In front of the mirror too so you can see yourself.

Okay, poodle girl. Get down on that thing.

That's a big nasty pit bull that's about to impregnate you.

And you're going to have a bunch of pit bull

poodle puppies.

Oh dear. This is going to go on the internet.

It's going to be so fabulous.