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What a beautiful forest. I've never been this deep in before.
Gosh, the natural beauty is almost overwhelming.
Ah, today is gonna be a great day.
Hey you! Huh?
Hey. I am, uh... I'm the local kami here. I'm the guardian deity of the forest.
The, uh, forest spirit, if you will.
Did I do something wrong?
Well, I've had some troublemakers come through the woods recently.
Uh, they tried to start a fire, so we're kinda skeptical of everyone who comes through here.
You know how humans are. They live in their world.
Um, I just really need to make sure that you're not like them.
What should I do?
Well, I need to know if you can become one with the forest.
That is the ultimate test.
You see, everything here is alive.
Everything here is in one big relationship.
So what I need to know from you, are you willing to participate in that relationship?
Do you know what I mean?
You're gonna have sex with me, aren't you?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
You're smarter than most humans, I'll give you that.
Well, now that we've got you all nice and lubed up with olive oil,
now we're really going to initiate you into the forest.
I'm here pretty bad right now.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah.
You dick.
Yeah, welcome to the forest.
This is how we do it in here.
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