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I think I really got a fart.

That was a dessert.

Eww. How is that one? Stinky.

Howdy. I'm just getting dressed for my day, putting in my new earrings that I bought this weekend.

I'm thinking, man, I really gotta get rid of some of this gas before I go to work.

So, hopefully I can push them out before I finish getting dressed.

Ooh, there's one.

It's just so embarrassing when you're at work and you have to fart. You don't want to walk to the bathroom each time you have to ****.

But what's the girl to do? I don't know.

They're all so silent. I wish I could share my hilarious gas.

There's one. And there's another.

It feels so good to get it out.

Feels wonderful.

Oh yeah.

Ooh. Man. I had to use the bathroom, but I just can't go, so I just had gas.

I don't know if it's going to stop.

Okay, maybe that's it for now.

Hold on.

Let me get some more. Where did it come from?

Gosh, I just can't get them all out.

And my tummy still hurts.

I wish I could just fart.

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