A Tinder a dögös, nagymellű barna milfek megbaszására szolgál

You definitely look like a man.

I look exactly like your profile photos.

Oh, that's a good thing.

You look better in person.

Oh, thank you.

Wow.

Came dressed to impress.

It's pretty fancy for just a simple date.

Date?

Yeah.

Okay, so that's what we're gonna call this.

I'm gonna go ahead and get myself comfortable on the couch.

Why don't you get us something to drink?

All right.

So he thinks this is a date.

Oh, so cute.

Definitely not what he's used for though.

Doesn't matter though.

Why?

'Cause I'll just be fucking him when I'm leaving.

You know what, just don't hit any of this anywhere.

So, I guess we'll just make myself comfortable.

I'm gonna get myself ready.

How are those drinks coming?

It's all right if you can't find anything.

I'm really not that thirsty to be honest.

At least not for liquid.

Hey, you sure you don't wanna drink?

Well, where are your clothes?

Right there.

You're really new to this whole Tinder thing, aren't you?

Yeah, the dating app.

It's not exactly a dating app.

It's more of a hookup app.

So why don't we just skip the whole date part

and just pretend it went really well

and go straight to the fun stuff.

As you can see, I'm quite thirsty and wet.

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