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Pure and Classic Porn from United States of America
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I love my job. I have just enough time to take care of myself before my webmaster gets here.
How astute are you? How come you're so chipper anyways?
Did the prices of banners go up or something?
Remember that column you wrote last month about the joys of oral sex?
Yeah. It was my reply to the retired nun who wanted some excitement back in her life. Yeah.
Well, I went out last night and I met this woman.
She's smoking hot. I think her name was Elaine.
Anyway, I tell her what I do, and come to find out she's a big fan of yours.
And she practices everything you write about in the bedroom.
Really? That's nice.
I swear to you, this woman could hung a star-spangled banner with my package in her mouth, front to back.
She was so good, she took me all the way down her throat, sucked my balls, and licked my asshole at the same time.
Nice visual.
Yeah.
Oh, stay there.
Here I am being unfaithful against all my better instincts and you just run around living a good life?
Never cheat?
Really?
Really, I thought...
I think the sex advice column that I write keeps me from acting out on my own.
I kind of get it out in writing and that keeps me from straying.
And besides, it would break Tom's heart if I ever did that to him.
Honey, you need to get with the times because if you think Tom has never cheated on you...
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